Monday, December 10, 2012

Gossip Girl: The Revengers

This one line made the entire episode worth it:

"I don't know how Claire Danes does it - spying hurts my head." - Nate Archibald.

Mostly because a few weeks ago I did this:

Sigh, Gossip Girl, I will miss you.

Other great moments after the JUMP

  • Why can't my dreams be as great as Blair's? Plus, I love that they acknowledge her bangs in her dream world.
  • When the crew was explaining the plan to Ivy, my face looked as confused as Serena's. 
  • I will miss Nate's very handsome eyebrows face on my tv every week. I will also miss all the crazy but gorgeous lipstick colors the women on this show wear.
  • Bart Bass Man of the Year? Ugh.
  • Best direction goes to: the moment they turned the camera away from the close up of Bart's face and there was Chuck right behind him. 
  • Nate went to jail! This is the most terrifying thing the show has done because can you imagine the things they'd do to him.
  • Sage is the worst actress on Gossip Girl. And look at the acting on Gossip Girl.
  • "She's fine because I decided she could be fine." Bart, said like a true robot.
  • This whole plot is ridiculous. I can't believe this is what the end of GG is going to circle around. 
  • When Nate's dad was in shock that Nate actually fudged the numbers, I wanted him to yell, "I learned it from watching you!" 
  • Ugh I'm so confused by the timing of  everything happening in this episode. Has this only been one day so far? 
  • Blair brings together Ivy, Sage, Serena and Georgina and I do think they all are wearing pretty dresses. Sage's may be a little old for her but you know it's Sage. 
  • I LOVE the crazy necklaces Georgina has worn all season. Where they hell do they come from?
  • Serena is all of a sudden moving to LA and brings up gossip girl to Dan. Throw away comment? No, they were trying to remind us we are supposed to care who gossip girl is [Dan?] before the reveal next week. Also, go away, Serena, go! You can start your whorishness in LA with a blank slate [she actually says this exact thing later on just in a nicer way].
  • TWIST! Chuck shows up and isn't dead after all! Too bad they didn't give us time to be sad with Blair to give this more impact. Oh and Dan was helping him. Redemption! Ok not really.
  • Biggest laugh of the night is when the robot says "One million dollars - just kidding it's not for sale" the timing was perfect. Robots do have a sense of humor.
  • Bart and Chuck meet on the roof. Two things: 1) is this the roof where Chuck tried to rape Jenny? and 2) Can Chuck PLEASE say "I'm Batman?" Seriously, I asked for a Batman tie in awhile back.
  • 56 minutes in and no Rufus? WTF? I hope they show him and Lily on a beach somewhere at the end of this episode.
  • The score for this rooftop fight is AMAZING. AMAZING! Scratch the first thing I said - this music made the episode worth it. I'm laughing sooo hard but also really excited about next week's finale. 
One more week! Ahhhhhhhhh!

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